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Сегодня интересное письмо получил от дрочера, в вольном переводе суть такая: "Сделайте мне полный рефанд немедленно!!! Я подрочил на вашем сайте и кончил за полчаса, обычно я кончаю немного побыстрее, поэтому можно сказать что я не удовлетворился как следует и поэтому вы мне должны вернуть деньги."
Самое интересное что таким вот людям рефанды делать все-таки приходится. |
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однако  |
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Мда....
челу бы радоваться, люди какие только не придумывают способы чтобы секс продлить 
ему надо не рефанд делать а еще доплату с него требовать  |
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как версия, дитя спиздил карту у родителей а теперь обратно бабло хочет шобы по башке не получить  |
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Да гон какой то. Раз кончил значит удовлетворился
А вот если бы он написал что как ни старался, а кончить так и не смог 
вот тогда я понимаю не удовлетворился |
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| Цитата: |
Hello, Mr. Drocher Smith!
As a paysite owner, I must say that we are very sorry that you decided to make a refund. We are always trying to care about our jerkers and keep them satisfied. However, I know that every of our sites passed a hard test before runnning. Thousands of our customers are happily jerked on this site before you and all they cummed great (with a sperm fountain! – yeah, that is truth, they all cummed onto their t-shirts, wow!) exactly after 2 minutes and 17 seconds of hard jerking. Thus, we can be sure that content of our site is not the reason of your long jerking. And due to this reason, we cannot make a refund for you. I really sorry. Of course, Mr. Drocher, if you want, you can try to make a chargeback in your bank. Please, do not forget to describe bank’s managers what is the reason of your chargeback. But, I sure that they will check out our site, ensure in it’s high quality by themselves and after 2 minutes and 17 seconds of hard jerking they’ll not make a chargeback for you. But, as I said, we are always care about every of our customers. So, we will try to help you cum quick on our site.
Please, answer these small questions. We are asking them to all of our customers that cannot cum on our site for a long time… This can help us to figure out, what is the problem in.
1) How quick do you usually cum?
2) Probably, you had a low level of sexual excitation? May be the reason of it was an another porn site from which you just came? In this case, you should try to jerk on our site a bit of later…
3) Try to buy a bit of viagra in an bonus section of our site, these great pills will help you to cum as soon as you want it.
4) Probably, some cute girl called you a fat ugly pig before you came to our site and you was in depression while jerking? If it is so, don’t worry about it. This is most likely a truth, and you cannot to do something with it. Just don’t jerk while you are in depression! Oh, wait, I know, what you should to do. Come to the window. Open it. On a which floor do you now? On a 28-th? It is great that you have such tall buildings in your NY, it means that we are still can help you. Now make just one step out of your window. Goodby-y-y-e! WHAT? WHAT??? Are you still here? Oh, I’m sorry, I forget… Such dumb piece of shit as you cannot have any brains at all… Looks like you can jump from a 28-th floor every day, and it will not solve your small problem in your DNA… But I know also an another great solution of this trouble: you should drink a bit of some poison (we are usually talking: Vipey jadu, suka). But, if you are using some pills, such as xanax or phentermine, this advise may be also useless for you. Do you asking me why, Mr. Drocher? Because if you are every day drinking a poison, your dumb ass may become steady against it!
Anyway, even if these advises will not help you, I think that after a long fucking of my brains, you should cum hard and quick on any of our sites, and even on http://www.google.com/ So, anyway I will not make a refund for you.
Happy jerking, Maxx.
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| Thanks to CountZero, класное письмо |
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| нуууу, Макс, такое письмецо придется отправить. |
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| Я не понимаю почему из-за идиотов должен страдать чейто бизнес, объясните почему эти моменты не предусмотрены законодательством. |
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| ааа, две минуты семнадцать секунд |
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объясните почему эти моменты не предусмотрены законодательством.
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раз надо делать рефунд значит предусмотрены |
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